Sep 05
Oh Amanda….. I love gov (Taken with Instagram)

Oh Amanda….. I love gov (Taken with Instagram)

Sep 03
collegehumor:

Bong Made of Multiple Fruit
I told you I could make a bong out of fruit salad.

collegehumor:

Bong Made of Multiple Fruit

I told you I could make a bong out of fruit salad.

Sep 03

its just so fucking easy for some people.

somepoeople just meet someone and hit it off. then they become in a relationship and theyre happy. why the fuck am i stuck in a slump now? it seems like everytime i try to be interested in a girl she turns me down is crazy or ditches me for someone else. fuck me! i just want someone to come over here and watch a god damn movie with me on a rainy day. where you at doll?

Sep 03

wickedclothes:

lizdexia:

jamieali:

A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

https://gottaregister.com/

honestly this is bullshit…. buttfuck romney
Sep 03

GODDAMMIT. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Aug 22
bada-boombada-bing:

nancyvutran27:

So you’re telling me I’ve been doing this wrong the whole time -_-


Omg

No way I bet they all fall out

bada-boombada-bing:

nancyvutran27:

So you’re telling me I’ve been doing this wrong the whole time -_-

Omg

No way I bet they all fall out

Aug 17

hoodieallen:

Previewing a new song I’m working on for the album 

Aug 17
toaster-drewdle:

did-you-kno:

Source

Uhh mom, i need some vodka for my face.

That’s why I always miss my mouth…. My body’s trying to help me.

toaster-drewdle:

did-you-kno:

Source

Uhh mom, i need some vodka for my face.

That’s why I always miss my mouth…. My body’s trying to help me.

Aug 17
collegehumor:

Ronald McDonald Helps You Diet
It’s a shame he’s getting fired for this, because he is not qualified to work anywhere else.

collegehumor:

Ronald McDonald Helps You Diet

It’s a shame he’s getting fired for this, because he is not qualified to work anywhere else.

Aug 14
Lookin STRONG. (Taken with Instagram)

Lookin STRONG. (Taken with Instagram)

Aug 12
9gag:

Friendzone
Aug 12
porn4ladies:

(via cavum, badassdude)
Aug 12
Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram

Aug 11

So I had to close tonight

And me and my manager got to talking about some pretty deep stuff. He said that you are in control of you own happiness and you can’t rely on anyone else for that because you will always be as happy as you let yourself be. And I feel like I’ve always done that but never known it. Maybe that’s why I come off as an asshole sometimes. Maybe that’s why I’m content by myself. That doesn’t mean push everyone out of your life, not at all. They’re going to make you happy also you just can’t rely on them for your man source of praise and happiness. Reward yourself sometime. And always keep your head up. You’re the only one in control of you.

Rev,
Parker.

Aug 08
Uhh swagg

Uhh swagg