To the new law being passed about banning 32 oz drinks.(from the daily show) no one thinks Its not terrible for you and deadly to drink 9 mountain dews. However you’re a grown ass man and if today you decide to drink 9 mountain dews by god guess who’s drinking 9 Moutain dews.
people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???
Tha fuck? I posted this same shit and got like 7 notes
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
oh it’s me…
i am a comforting sea cow
~Magical self-esteem manatees~
oh my god this is the cutest thing ever. Please can I just have one?
Well who’s breaking into the aquarium with me and stealing a few?
- Mom: you know I'm starting to think your plan to just not have a girlfriend is probably the best idea I've heard.
- Me: mom.......that wasn't the plan......
- Mom: oh......well still.
Press play and relieve your childhood.
EMOTION OVERLOAD.
don’t even care this is going on my blog.
Ohgod :’D
Dad is getting all pissed off because the people on the tv are making a fucking beautiful stance on why pot should be legal.
Yup yup haters gone hate
Movies in 2012 - 50/50 (2011) - ★★★★☆ - {x}
No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort.
